Enough with the birch, already. What is it with you and the birches? Do you have a thing for birches...we'll start calling you Birch Bachrach. We'll sing "Do you know the way to San Birchose?". Or how about, " What's new Birchycat, meow meow meow, meow?" Yeah, that's the ticket. We'll get Dionne Warwick, she of the two-car garage nostrils, to huff out a couple of tunes near that birch tree in your yard, and you can take her monochrome photograph. Maybe she'll sing it while sitting cowboy-style over that split raise fence wearing a little red toy cowboy hat. Yeah, that's the ticket.
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Enough with the birch, already. What is it with you and the birches? Do you have a thing for birches...we'll start calling you Birch Bachrach. We'll sing "Do you know the way to San Birchose?". Or how about, " What's new Birchycat, meow meow meow, meow?" Yeah, that's the ticket. We'll get Dionne Warwick, she of the two-car garage nostrils, to huff out a couple of tunes near that birch tree in your yard, and you can take her monochrome photograph. Maybe she'll sing it while sitting cowboy-style over that split raise fence wearing a little red toy cowboy hat. Yeah, that's the ticket.
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